NECROPHILIA Dangers! [Joke]

Alright, I've been slacking for far too long and I apologise! But too make up for it - fart facts yo!

LEARN A WORD A DAY: NECROPHILIA A man was brought before the judge and charged with NECROPHILIA (making love to a dead person). The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the jail keys in the toilet?" The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons: 1. It's none of your damn business; 2. She was my wife; and..... 3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!" SO LADIES TRY TO MOVE A LITTLE MORE DURING THE GAME….. GUYS, IF THERE IS NOT MUCH MOVEMENT, STOP IMMEDIATELY AND CHECK IF SHE IS ALIVE.

Peeling the Banana - I Never Knew!

All I can say is - Do it like monkeys!

Check it out : http://lifehacker.com/5311002/open-a-banana-like-a-monkey

Largest Crucifix in the World

Guinness contains Fish??

No wonder I always feel horrible after a night of the black elixir of life!

"THE black stuff is clarified with isinglass - a form of
gelatine made from the air bladders of fish. " The Mirror, UK

ChrisTang's Porky Burger - Heavenly!

This is once again, another community service message to bring your attention to the most heavenly pork burgers in this world, and possibly out of this world too for all we know!

I thought of writing a fantabulous review but then I'm rendered speechless (and my knees go wobly) everytime I even picture this piece of culinary delight. I'll let the pictures I took do the talking ;)

But then, for those who are inclined towards words, fear not - I've done my research for ya'll and you may get your fix at KYSpeaks. Arguably, the man takes better pics than me, but hey you cant blame me for wanting to dig in ASAP! Enjoy the below pics!

Ambiance :)
ain't having a good meal without the accompanying good liquids!

hahaha, snapshot of the menu for ya'll ;) 20% off on wednesdays folks!!!


Yummylicious P3 with chilli con carne

Delightful P4 with the Petai Awesomeness!

Address: Cristang RestaurantUnit B-G-198 AvenueJalan Jernih (8/1)Petaling Jaya, Selangor

GPS: 3.09985, 101.640208

Tel: 03-7956 7877

Catch Cheating Spouse??

I saw this on my way to work, thought of sharing - for laughs as well as an act of community service ;)

Best Problem Solving Chart I've Seen!